JON LAJOIE: SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS [x]
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JON LAJOIE: SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS [x]
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| 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? |
| 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? |
| 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? |
| 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? |
| 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? |
| 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? |
| 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? |
| 8. How often do you listen to music? |
| 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? |
| 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012? |
| 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? |
| 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? |
| 13. What about ‘R’? |
| 14. Can you drive a stick shift? |
| 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? |
| 16. Are you going out of town soon? |
| 17. When was the last time you cried? |
| 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? |
| 19. If you could change your eye color, would you? |
| 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? |
| 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. |
| 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? |
| 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? |
| 24. What are you sitting on right now? |
| 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? |
| 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? |
| 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? |
| 28. Do you get a lot of colds? |
| 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? |
| 30. Does anyone hate you? |
| 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? |
| 32. Do you like watching scary movies? |
| 33. Do you want your tongue pierced? |
| 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? |
| 35. Did you have a dream last night? |
| 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? |
| 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? |
| 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? |
| 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? |
| 40. Did you have a good day yesterday? |
| 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? |
| 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? |
| 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? |
| 44. What’s the best part about school? |
| 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? |
| 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? |
| 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? |
| 48. Were you single over the last summer? |
| 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? |
| 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? |
| 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? |
| 52. Are you nice to everyone? |
| 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? |
| 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? |
| 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? |
| 56. Do you think you like someone? |
| 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? |
| 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? |
| 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? |
| 60. Do you hate anyone? |
| 61. How’s your heart? |
| 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? |
| 63. Have you ever cried over a guy? |
| 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? |
| 65. Are your toenails painted pink? |
| 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? |
| 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? |
| 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? |
| 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? |
| 70. How do you look right now? |
| 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? |
| 72. Can you commit to one person? |
| 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? |
| 74. Have you ever felt replaced? |
| 75. Did you wake up cranky? |
| 76. Are you a jealous person? |
| 77. Are relationships ever worth it? |
| 78. Anyone you’re giving up on? |
| 79. Currently wanting to see anyone? |
| 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? |
| 81. Last person you cried in front of? |
| 82. Is there someone you will never forget? |
| 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? |
| 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? |
| 85. Are you over your past? |
| 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? |
| 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? |
| 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? |
| 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? |
| 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? |
| 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? |
| 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? |
| 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? |
| 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? |
| 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? |
| 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? |
| 97. Who do you have texts from? |
| 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? |
| 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? |
| 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? |
| 101. Ever kissed under fireworks? |
| 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? |
| Please ! omg |
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.[Put one in my ask box, then reblog this.]
—-there needs to be more options—-
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@6 months ago with 20065 notesThis makes me tear up
So, as I said before. This one aired just a few months after my mom died. and I bawled for like two hours.
my phones gonna get turned off tomorrow if I don’t.
I CAN’T HAVE THAT.
@6 months ago with 1 noteOkay, I need to get this out somewhere Jonathan won’t see it.
He’s stopped coming here because I never post.
First, I’m going to lay out a short conversation we had, then I’m going to tell you why it pisses me off.
Me: How would you feel if we didn’t talk to each other or see each other for a year?
Jonathan: Um why?
Me: Curious.
Jonathan: Honestly I wouldn’t like it but if that did happen I would talk to you just like nothing happened.
Me: After the year was over?
Jonathan: Well I would try to talk to you from time to time even if you didn’t respond.
Me: Why though, if you knew I wouldn’t respond.
Jonathan: Just to try cause you are my friend and I don’t give up on my friends.
Me: What if I didn’t want you to?
Jonathan: I don’t care.
Me: So even if I asked you not to talk to me, you still would.
Jonathan: Yes.
Okay, so this is why it pisses me off.
This might seem sweet and nice and “awh he wants to be friends and be there for you”. No. This is selfish and stupid.
I was considering breaking myself away from him for at least a year. To separate from him so I could get my feelings and thoughts straight and basically get the fuck over him. I can’t do that on my own, I’m too drawn to him so i was going to ask him to just ignore me for like a year no matter how angry, bitter, depressed, whatever I got. This was kind of to see what he would do, if he’d care.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad he’d “try” but the reason it pisses me off is because, even though I probably wasn’t going to go through with it, I need this. I don’t want to be in love with him anymore. I want to be able to hang out with him without crying myself sick afterwards. And when he had shit going on, and needed time and space I was expected to give it to him. Whether we were dating or not. I’ve never asked for time, or space, or anything and the one time i almost have the strength to fucking get over this, he denies me. ALSO, this would be a lot sweeter if he didn’t give up on his girlfriends. Apparently friends is more to him than lovers. idk whatever.
Either way, this is the reason I’ve been stressed and pissed and generally a wreck all day.
and I fucking hate myself.
kay.
@3 months agoWhat does that say about me?
@6 months agoYou can go to sleep. I just wanna playyyyy.
@6 months ago with 1 noteGood times man, good times.
UGH some mint chocolate frappaccino would be SO GOOD right now.
Also, dad says you can come to my house and get whatever you like of the leftovers.
AND YOU LEFT YOUR FLIP FLOP.
@6 months ago with 2 notes